Celerysteve Posted:
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Not one did not whine
And flamebait was gay
while we sat in the forum
Bored, bored, all day
I sat there with Fran.
We sat there, we pair.
And I said “I’d post good,
But I’m too cool to care!”
Too tired too fap
And nothing to post
So we sat in the forum.
There reading empty quotes.
And all that was posted was
****!
****!
****!
****!
And we did not like it.
Not one little bit.
*BUMP*
And then
A thread went bump!
How that bump made us jump!
We looked!
Then we saw him; I could hardly believe!
We looked!
And we saw him!
The Steve in the Leaves!
And he said to us,
“Why do you sit there and grieve?”
“I know this is gay
And the forum is dull
But we can have
Lots of good fun that is lulz!”
“I know some good games we could play,”
Said the Steve.
“I know some new tricks,”
Said the Steve in the Leaves.
“A lot of good tricks.
I will show them to you sir.
Your mother
Will not mind ‘cuz I do her.”
Then Fran and I
Did not know how to react
Our mother was out
Sucking male reproductive organs for crack
But our trout said, “No! No!
Make that Steve go away!
Tell that Steve in the Leaves
You do NOT want to play.
You should not be here.
You should not do tricks
You should not be here
When mother sucks male reproductive organs!”
“Now! Now! Have no fear.
Have no fear!” said the Steve.
“My tricks are not bad,”
Said the Steve in the Leaves.
“Why, we can have
Lots of good fun, no doubt,
With a game that I call
UP-UP-UP the bum of a trout!”
“Take it out!” said the trout.
“This is no fun at all!
”Take it out!” said the trout.
“I do NOT like your balls!”
“Have no fear!” said the Steve.
“My balls are not bad.
Just close your eyes
Pretend I’m your dad.
With my male reproductive organ in one hand!
And a goatse on my leaves!
But that is not ALL I can do!”
Said the Steve…
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“Look at me!
Look at me now!” said the Steve.
“With a goatse and a pancakes
On the top of my Leaves!
I can hold TWO books!
I can hold up the trout!
And a little Shamwow!
Held up by a scout!
And look!
I can hop up and down on a Black!
But that is not all!
Oh, no.
That is not all…
“Look at me!
Look at me NOW!
It is fun to have fun
But you have to know how.
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