After consulting with ET, here’s the deal. If you want to ask people to great times on your face, do it in this thread (which, I will point out, is in a forum). One post per person (Mods will delete subsequent posts if need be). When you change your mind about how much jizz you want (like if you need more, or got what you want), edit your post to reflect your current status.

All other posts asking for hot loads to the face are going to be deleted. Any questions, tubmail ET.