Time for teh winrars!

Here’s how it worked: We sorted through all your entries. The entire Creative Workshop team was able to vote, although CZ employees were given extra votes.

Because some participants submitted a series of one-liners, they ended up with multiple entries available for voting, but it was anonymous to the Creative Workshop team.

Here are the Top Ten (plus one, for Honorably Mentioning the legendary Timmeh):

petkeeper18

BINGEBOT 2015: I just realized. I’m the most useless bot in Forumwarz. Even Excre-Bot 5000 does more work than me.

MC Banhammer

Evil Trout: you think they’ll buy the db corruption line again?

Fortunato

TUBSWEETIE: I AM DRNUK. ANY UNDERAGE PEOPLE HERE WHO WILL GO ON CAM WITH ME I WILL BAN PEOPLE IF YOU DO KINKY THINGS WHILE I WATCH

Aldo_Anything

Abdullah_Oblongata: I know don’t lurk too often lately, sorry for that, but I heard Binge is dead. True?

Aldo_Anything

Jalapeno Bootyhole: Ok I need somebody to ban that idiot for me, so it doesn’t look like I’m bumhurt (though for the record, I am pretty much)

petkeeper18

Invariel: Alright guys. I’ve finally created a script that plays Forumwarz for the user. They don’t even have to do anything.

MC Banhammer

Jalapeno Bootyhole: Just in case: I’ll ask the Apprentice team to update my resume. Log in to see images!

scully

BINGEBOT 2015: Sorry I’m late, had to pick up some Moosehead. Did you read the player suggestions? It’s all tl;dr. I think it would be cool if things were more random. Base it all on RNG every time a person logs in – we should theme week it.

Evil Trout: That is backburner stuff. I’m trying this new thing with Ruby, totally automating my RealDoll and integrating it with the Xbox 360.

Jalapeno Bootyhole: I don’t have time for this, ET. Can we get some users to help you? Just give them an E-Peen. Binge, did you drink all the beer? WTF, man.

Evil Trout: I don’t need dialog. I want ****-n-play action, but the mammary glands keep wobbling when I hit the “x” bumon and the vibration function isn’t working at all.

Jalapeno Bootyhole: So can we cut this meeting short? I have a date with the winner of the “Who wants to suck JB’s lovepole?” contest. We’re going to podcast the actual sucking while I answer questions. I hope Celerysteve wasn’t lying about being a chick. +1 MD

Fortunato

BB2: OK, the top players all recommend putting a cap on pistachio, so I’ve decided to add three flavas of scoops, put all players in one big bracket, then ignore any quantifiable measure of skill and bumign medals randomly to 10% of the active players every week. Do it, ET!

ShadyPixels

Evil Trout: Tubs, why were you so loose last night? I didn’t even need any lube!

Abdullah_Oblongata: Can we please get back to work? You still need to figure out how to get these people to write your content for you and charge them money…

Evil Trout: I care more about Tubs’ bum.

TUBSWEETIE: Me too.

MC Banhammer: Me three.

HONORABLE MENTION

MC Banhammer

Timmeh: Guys, seriously, this isn’t funny anymore. I’M HERE!!! ACKNOWLEDGE MY EXISTENCE!!!!