Celerysteve Posted:

I need you to retract that offer please good sir; it overbids the appeal of my own very reasonable offer, and is, I dare say, quite foolishly extravagant.

I dare say, the very notion made my monocle fly off in disbelief. I am, quite frankly offering the lbum a better offer. She gets what she wants. I get my filthy, filthy smut. And the fwz community gets one less **** poster.

And she never has to take orders from her controlling boyfriend again.

My word! Child, come live with me. One of my maids, the latino one, has been getting rather uppity. Your boyfriend can’t hurt you here.