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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: Holy **** it’s a ****ing rainbow. Welcome to unicorn land ****es. Now take off your shoes! You’re tracking magic into the house.

Stranger: OMFG

Stranger: win

Stranger: hahahahahahaahahhqa

Stranger: lmaooooooooo

You: hehe…wanta see the pic? Log in to see images!

Stranger: you just made my day

Stranger: yes

Stranger: please

You: http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/719/funnyjokemagicrainbowun.jpg

You: dude i am having the best day

You: however, it turns out that all my friends are filthy

Stranger: i’m not

You: filthy?

Stranger: it’s raining here

You: oooh, a plot for asl

Stranger: plus my rabbits just died, and my uncle has aids.

You: THAT **** IS ****ING FUNNY ON THE INTERNET. however, if it’s true, i am very sorry

Stranger: wow, you think someone dieing of aids is “funny” then you belong on 4chan, or you need to die.

You: prolly both

You: but you see, it’s hard to work up symapthy for you, bc you are random stranger

Stranger: indeed

Stranger: i know i know

Stranger: man hug?

You: actually, im a girl

You: srs

Stranger: bull****!

You: naw, rly

You: ask my friend jac

Stranger: okay

Stranger: jac is she a girl

Stranger: jac: no she aint

Stranger: me: oh i new it

You: taz be a girl fool

You: hehe..he’s drunk

You: its me again

You: you can tell by the typing speed

Stranger: you know what!

You: also, he’s dyslexic

Stranger: **** you!

You: but he’s lovely

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

the thing is, it actually WAS jac. and he IS dyslexic Log in to see images!