Deific Blunder Posted:

Bit and collared? Do you sense my disbelief?

Who the **** you think you’re bitin’ when your spit has no teeth?

Log scent fine upstanding member of society? Smells more like a queef

woman's genitals, while your bum was gettin’ buried I was holdin’ down tha streets

You angered the dog and I got ****in’ rabies

Go get your sister Sekyiwa pregnant just so I can abort the babies

With my words I turn undead, send your bum back to Hades

I bust bigger than Peter North on a teen face, see?

Do yourself a favor and shamble back to the mausoleum

I’m the Emperor and you got the thumbs down in my coliseum

You’re Anne Frank and I’m S.S. so you better start fleein’

You’re a pest and I’ll deal with you like Off on a No-See-Um

You think you got skillz, wigga? Y’all ain’t got nuthin’!

Make a fine upstanding member of society go O ****in’ G on a po’ little white boy pretendin’ ta be hard.

You brought dis **** on yo’ self.

Uh

Uh

A’ight yo

So you from da streets?

Da burbs don’t count ho!

While you was growin’ up white,

I was facin’ death row

fo’ anotha ghetto killin’,

but I beat dat **** wit’ style.

This fine upstanding member of society’s slick as teflon,

yo’ as smooth as Gomer Pyle.

Check da clock da time has come

ta put yo’ bum down hard.

you claim you slingin’ rabies, but

I think you foam cuz you a tard.

A veggie tray got mo’ brains, dawg.

Yo’ punk bum ain’t worth my best.

Yo’ afterlife you’ll be mo’ use

as a mangy bum foot rest.

Lyrical bullets burst yo’ heart.

You never even felt the round.

Yo’ bum just dropped right off to sleep

like how yo’ moms died at da pound.

Get back on yo leash, dawg

this just ain’t yo’ time.

Da fact you made it this far

Is a sorry ****in’ crime.