Yo, Deific Blunder, since I’m gonna feast on those brainz anyway, I’ll let you go first!

Step up fine upstanding member of society!

Deific Blunder Posted:

It’s like ‘96 again! Can you feel your mind race?

Like the Southside Crips were all in the place

fine upstanding member of society, you already dead, just takin’ up space

Last time you talked **** I put 4 rounds in your face

Yer boy Suge Knight froze up like a punk

Ventilated your chest, rode home and smoked a blunt

The next day I reminisced while pounding 40s and gettin’ drunk

How me an’ my strap put the rap game in a funk

It won’t matter if you have a tank instead of an SUV

Ten times out of ten I’ll be the IED

Take your bum to Ghetto Heaven’s 24-Hour pharmacy

See if they got pills for holes leakin’ Hennessy

Y’all think I’m leakin’,

I gotz newz fo’ you dawg.

It ain’t Hennessy you smell,

But da juice o’ my log.

Yo’ momz knowz da smell

go ask her fo’ da truth.

Dat ****’s tasted ZPac,

all hundred ninety proof.

This dawg sayz he killed me,

big wordz fo’ a mutt.

Yo bum needz a collar

fo’ you get a stuck like a ****.

I’ll colla’ yo’ bum

like a trained little ****.

Then I’ll scratch out yo’ eyes

like a syphilis itch.

So keep talkin’ tough

like you all dat ****,

but all these fine upstanding member of societyz know

this dog just got bit.

Bit and collared? Do you sense my disbelief?

Who the **** you think you’re bitin’ when your spit has no teeth?

Log scent fine upstanding member of society? Smells more like a queef

woman's genitals, while your bum was gettin’ buried I was holdin’ down tha streets

You angered the dog and I got ****in’ rabies

Go get your sister Sekyiwa pregnant just so I can abort the babies

With my words I turn undead, send your bum back to Hades

I bust bigger than Peter North on a teen face, see?

Do yourself a favor and shamble back to the mausoleum

I’m the Emperor and you got the thumbs down in my coliseum

You’re Anne Frank and I’m S.S. so you better start fleein’

You’re a pest and I’ll deal with you like Off on a No-See-Um

Put me down hard? Playa I can only scoff

The only bullets you’re slinging are made by ****in’ AirSoft

The only **** you killed was people’s interest, boss

This battle is the devil’s deal, I’m Mephistopheles, guess who’s Faust?

Yeah, Whitey never served time while you were on death row

‘Cause I’m the invincible cracker kingpin, gee-golly dontchaknow

Take my suggestion, son, you need to take it slow

12 years in the dirt and your flow hasn’t tried to grow

You took the collar off and now this horror you cannot leash

But unlike the story Faust, The Lord won’t save you from The Beast

Your rhymes, much like your body, are suffering from rot

While I finish so glossy this **** looks like a wood shop

seriously, this **** is hard after so many rounds.

A+ DB

Deific Blunder Posted:

Put me down hard? Playa I can only scoff

The only bullets you’re slinging are made by ****in’ AirSoft

The only **** you killed was people’s interest, boss

This battle is the devil’s deal, I’m Mephistopheles, guess who’s Faust?

Yeah, Whitey never served time while you were on death row

‘Cause I’m the invincible cracker kingpin, gee-golly dontchaknow

Take my suggestion, son, you need to take it slow

12 years in the dirt and your flow hasn’t tried to grow

You took the collar off and now this horror you cannot leash

But unlike the story Faust, The Lord won’t save you from The Beast

Your rhymes, much like your body, are suffering from rot

While I finish so glossy this **** looks like a wood shop

This fine upstanding member of society’s munchin’ brainz!

Makin’ stains

outta **** bum tricks

who be ****tin’ bricks

and gay bum licks

on this gangsta’s male reproductive organ,

but don’t use no teeth

cause I’ll backhand yo’ dome

and send ya home

wit a brand new tome

of words like stone

to study and hone

yo’ sufferin’ technique

cuz that **** is weak

and you’ve reached yo’ peak

beeyatch!

Now a ridah gotta get real fo’ a second…

DB, I’ve had my fun, its been good timez

swappin’ our skillz, slingin’ our rhymez

You proved you belong, playa, you earned yo’ shot

Just keep bringin’ yo’ game, and bring dat **** hot!

ZPac’s givin’ props, no lies, no denialz

Thanks fo’ the mad rhymez, and good luck in the finalz!

You deserve ta be here, dawg, naw’m sayin’?

Pimpz and hoz, give it up fo’ Deific Blunder!

Final round, Deific Blunder vs celerysteve, starts Sunday night! Be there mutha****a!

Peace