yo homies i am down to have the contest later

i like animals cookies shaped like alligators

you are like screach but i am like ac slater

because I am a cool guy but you are a geek

you remind me of a squirell with my nuts in your cheeks

I don’t watch dawsons creek because that is for sissies

you do i will shake up a soda and give it to you when it’s all fizzy

it will get on your clothes but it won’t matter because they’re from k-mart

my clothes are nice I buy them at the mall

lots of girls like me but they don’t find you attractive at all

I call them on the phone and I’m like why do you talk to that guy

and they’re like oh we’re just friends he’s really nice