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Deific Blunder Posted:

Have fun?

Yeah dude, but I can’t drink like I used to. We got drunk at Brewfest starting at 11:00am saturday and sunday so I need this day to recover before going back to work tomorrow

I feel like i had a decisive victory, but I obviously put more effort into it. I thought swine would go all eminem on me for mentioning his kid – i hope we’re still cool – i mean all my **** was directed at you anyway, I didn’t really say anything about your kid.

Celerysteve Posted:

I feel like i had a decisive victory, but I obviously put more effort into it. I thought swine would go all eminem on me for mentioning his kid – i hope we’re still cool – i mean all my **** was directed at you anyway, I didn’t really say anything about your kid.

Huh? Yeah, man. All fun and games. Besides, if I didn’t want people to know I had a kid (or kids) I wouldn’t have mentioned it. Also, make a .rar file of all your raps when this is over. I want to Ipod them and I’m really lazy.

On a side note: I’m really curious just how I lost this.

Alt fail.

Sup, homies?

Gots some beats to lay down fo’ yo’ bumes…

We got four more ridahs left in the row

Droppin’ bodies like singles on a 2 dolla’ ho

They dropped bombs on gangsta posers

Stockin’ rhymes like ****in’ grocers

Wiped the stage by drivin’ dozers

But they glory ain’t no closer

Cuz this **** ain’t done

This ghetto battle ain’t won

There’s still blood to be shed

Wit’ verbal kicks to the head

It’s time to take a look at the fine upstanding member of societys left standin’

To show ‘em what the road they on will be demandin’

We got Celerysteve bringin’ garden fresh beatz

Chan brought peace so he stomped wearin’ kleetz

Then twisted his foot to move on to round two

To face a pig who musta’ had betta **** to do

Cuz he phoned in his rhymez while he was scratchin’ his ballz

And in the end all we got o’ swine was three dropped callz

So don’t be proud of yo’self cuz you ain’t seen **** yet

Betta’ prep some hot beatz, you done blown through yo’ set

But I’ll give you yo’ props, I’ll even link to yo’ post

Best bring a glock to round three or yo’ bum’ll be toast

Celerysteve’s garden fresh beatz an’ crazy ****

Deific Blunder grabbed the mic an’ showed no pity

Spent round one stompin’ on a helpless ****in’ kittie

To face off with Lament and ram his face in the ground

Like Lament had shown up to take his bum to the pound

And he wasn’t havin’ dat ****

Put out a flow that didn’t quit

He claimed dat **** as his own

Like he was chewin’ a bone

But those battlez is past now an’ they don’t mean ****

You homies betta collar this dawg or you gonna get bit

Deific Blunder’s flowin’ mad beatz

We move on to FAIL like he’s on top o’ the world

But all he’s had to face so far is 12 year old girlz

The first fine upstanding member of society he met, can’t even rememba his name

Then the ho in round 2 dropped right outta the game

My fine upstanding member of society FAIL took a break, went to party with crew

Gettin’ drunk and ****in’ hos cuz he had **** else to do

Has this playa gone stale? Will he have his rhymes dropped?

Will the destroya of contests finally have his bum cropped?

Stay tuned fo’ round three to see the gangstas return

If he don’t catch up quick his bum is gonna get burned

What FAIL callz hiz rap battle rhymin’ skillz

One last fine upstanding member of society to put his head on the block

Wit’ a dome lookin’ like the very tip of my male reproductive organ

He’s been droppin’ hiz beats of the top o’ his shelf

In round one he might as well o’ been ****in’ himself

If Damion was there he must not’ve said jack

If he did that **** must’ve been incredibly whack

Cuz I don’t rememba seein’ **** for Fortunato to swat

Then in round two he faced up to an invisible twat

Who was too high to show up, we still ain’t heard ****

Maybe that fine upstanding member of society choked on too bigga bong hit

Either way Fortunato’s gotta long road in front

If he wants to be a playa, and not end up a woman's genitals

Fortunato’s display of lyrical and beat mixin’ skillz

There’s all yo’ playas linin’ up to begin round three

Whoever wins I think y’all fine upstanding member of societys gonna have to agree

That this battle’s on fire and we’re settin’ the scene

Fo’ one o’ these ridahs to walk away with a peen

I’m out

All love and respect to my momma

Peace

:bumsore:

Well, I’m going to be afk most of this week, on a vacation. You can start if you want. I would be up for pre-recording stuff and having someone else post it, but that kinda defeats the purpose in my mind.

We should wait for all 4 people to be ready imo

It shouldn’t be too hard to accommodate everyones’ schedules