scully Posted:

I don’t know. We play a game with parsley where we try to sneak parsley from one plate to another without the person noticing. It is awesome when they go to the bathroom and come back and their plate is covered with parsley, but no one puts parsley on plates as a garnish anymore – even though it helps with digestion. The game is just not the same with other things. I mean you trim something off your steak and throw it onto someone else’s plate and it just doesn’t have the same fun filled feeling unless they are vegan.

You see me and my homies like to play this game. You call it half track but we all call it the train. We always line up in a single file line.

And take all our turns to wax a girl’s behind. But when it came to me I was **** out of luck. I’d stick my male reproductive organ in and it would get stuck. The girl would say stop I’d say I’m not That’s enough I quit cos you’re a busting me out I say girl don’t hide it Just divide it And please don’t knock it until you’ve tried it