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You: u?
Stranger: obv.
You: i bumume usa since u have ap english lit
Stranger: satewise
You: tx
You: u?
Stranger: il
You: k
Stranger: lol k?
You: short form of “ok”
Stranger: no ****
You: i said “k” first, so i bumumed u were confirming whether it was ok
You: sry
Stranger: so what are you in college, out of college, no college? just hangin out?
You: finished senior year, college starts in september
You: so “summer vacation”
Stranger: oh no way
Stranger: you seem a lot older
You: this is the internet, we can roleplay all we want
Stranger: true
Stranger: i thought you were atleast 23,24
You: until u said ap eng, your essay could have been for anything
You: before u told me u were 18, u could’ve easily be 20+
You: age is just a number
You: this conversation would be much different if i had been 23,24 or if u were 22
You: wouldn’t
Stranger: true
You: i missed the n and the t
Stranger: it’s just interesting to know
You: true
You: so what’s the topic for you
You: r english esay
You: i hit the enter bumon a little prematurely
Stranger: title IX and the effects it has on high school sports
You: ok
You: so ur argument is ?
Stranger: i have none
Stranger: it’s just a research paper
You: o
You: earlier u just said paper, so i bumumed argumentative essay or something fun like that
Stranger: i wish
You: wow my bumumptions are really bad today
Stranger: it’s all good
You: i’m something like 1 and 4
You: ouch
Stranger: haha i’m not judging
You: how bout i bumume ur pretty? that’s good to be a good one, right?
Stranger: and its a true one too
You: cool 2 for 5 sounds a lot better than 1 for 4
You: 40% instead of 25%
Stranger: wow
Stranger: you just read my mind
Stranger: i was just doing the percentages in my head.
You: well i get a little head start since i said it
Stranger: so what are you doing the summer of your senior year?
You: seeing as i’ve already been accepted where I want 2 go, there’s nothing pressing i need to do
You: so i got a job
You: and i work
Stranger: you’re not gonna like take a trip around the states?
Stranger: go crazy with friends
You: b/c of family connections, we fly a lot
You: so i’ve pretty much been around almost everywhere
Stranger: oh lucky
You: this chat’s pretty crazy too
You: it’s been well over half an hour
You: most chats i do on omegle last < 15 seconds
Stranger: haha
You: whereas this chat, neither of us are really trying to win
You: we’re just talking
Stranger: like normal people do?
Stranger: lol
You: ya
You: trolling on the internet is extremely fun, especially on sites like omegle
You: in this chat, trolling became pointless
Stranger: hahah
Stranger: i’m too chill to give a ****
Stranger: plus its fun to play along
You: after about line 5 , trolling became useless, so i figured actually being a person online could be cool
You: playing along is fun too
Stranger: so you must troll a lot then
You: ya
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: nice
You: pretty fun stuff
Stranger: yeah, well i figure behind every troll there is a decent person to converse with, you just gotta get through the trolling
You: i’d say that’s true for almost all the trolls
You: i never deal in absolutes
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Stranger: i’ve never met a troll i didn’t enjoy
Stranger: once he was done trolling
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You: b/c my hand is extendable and can reach u
Stranger: smooth
Stranger: lol
You: i’m not mr. fantastic tho
You: (the superhero)
Stranger: haha i know who mr. fantastic is thank you very much
You: just in case
You: it’s better to supply extra information and have it be unneeded than to leave something out and run the risk of misinterpretation
You: that’s my philosophy
Stranger: it’s understandable
You: single spaced, no formatting, this chat takes up 9 pages in word
You: that’s amazing
Stranger: why do you find it so fascinating
Stranger: facinating*
You: b/c most omegle chats take up less than 1/5 of a page
You: so this is 45 times longer (better?) than a normal chat for me
You: so it’s time for my 6th bumumption. i’m pretty surprised i didn’t do this one yet: ur pretty intelligent
Stranger: i like to consider myself street smart, not book smart.
You: works for me
Stranger: the only decent subject I do well in is english
You: that brings me up to 3 out of 6
You: 50%
Stranger: nice
You: another 10% rise
You: (from 2 / 5 , 40%)
Stranger: yeah, i remember.
You: ok
Stranger: lol
Stranger: what are you thinking right now?
You: right now? i’m thinking about a game called forumwarz
You: u?
You: either ur thinking about me
You: or about ur essay
You: the former is far more interesting
You: the latter is what u have to do
Stranger: i’m trying to think of way to state something for my paper, yes.
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Stranger: and i’m just trying to figure you out even though we’ve only been talking for a bit
You: yes!
You: Log in to see images! = ???
Stranger: :|
Stranger: i would bumume
You: Log in to see images! makes more sense tho
You: :0
Stranger: oh right
Stranger: well if you think about it they could just cancel eachother out
You: they could
You: but :0 is a much cooler emot than :|
Stranger: hahah i guess so
You: if ur into chemistry,
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Stranger: hahaha
You: aka O with 2 lone pairs
You: (and two implied single bonds to hydrogen)
You: so happy + sad = water
Stranger: i like that.
You: thanks
Stranger: do you always type something and then backspace it?
You: not always
You: sometimes i type stuff like this
You: from start to finish
You: b/c i know what i want to say
You: and sometimes i type something wrong, so i do backspace
You: c what i mean?
You: ur not keylogging me are u?
You: lol
Stranger: it’s just a pet peeve of mine
Stranger: when people don’t just say what they think
Stranger: regardless of how stupid, irrelavent they think it is.
You: u love what i think,
You: but u wouldn’t love it if i spelled it wrong
You: u wouldn’t love it as much
You: because it would be harder to appreciate
Stranger: there are several things i have spelled wrong in this conversation
You: true
You: but those things are easy to skip over (i’m just chatting, and you probably have some sort of spell checker 4 ur english paper)
You: maybe i’m just paranoid
You: about proper spelling
Stranger: yeah, you’re just paranoid
You: so word-bumociated ocd?
Stranger: it would be hypocritical for me to judge on spelling when i can barely spell half the words i use
You: as long as you can understand it, it’s fine with me
You: as long as i can understand it, it’s fine with you
Stranger: sounds like a deal
You: cool
You: so this is even longer than most of my real life conversations
You: with people i know and talk to everyday
Stranger: is that a bad thing?
You: not really
You: just trying to make conversation
You: since we both had a temporary hiatus from saying anything, i figured it would be good to say whatever came to mind
You: and since ur typing, that;s one more point for me
Stranger: do you not just sit and talk with people?
You: i do that irl , but not for > 2 hours on end
You: i guess that makes u special?
Stranger: i’m honored.
You: np
You: i wish we had this conversation a few months ago, there was a contest for the funniest omegle chat
You: this one would;ve owned
Stranger: lol
You: lemme see if i can find it
You: it’s a pretty fun game actually
Stranger: funniest omegle chat game?
Stranger: they have them on /b/ all the time
You: i found it
You: http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view/31419
Stranger: lol
You: pretty fun contest
You: pretty fun game
You: granted, i didnt win that contest, but it was still fun
Stranger: bogus
You: wow u really r pretty smart,
You: u saw right through that
You: maybe b/c that was a white lie and it’s nighttime?
You: stands out
You: a lot
Stranger: its possible
You: it is
You: that’s why i mentioned it
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Stranger: + Log in to see images!
Stranger: = water
You: lol
You: u remembered
You: here’s another good bumumptionn: u don’t already play forumwarz?
Stranger: i do not.
Stranger: i’m a /b/ fabulous person.
You: so i’m at 5/8
You: aka 62.5%
Stranger: nice
Stranger: more than half
You: lemme see if i can get a pbuming grade
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: 62 is a d
Stranger: so technically
Stranger: you’re pbuming
You: 70 is pbuming where I go to school
You: i was user our strange, non-standard system
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: well then only a few more bumumptions
You: if i make them now, it’s less dramatic
You: so one of us needs to say something that can lead to an bumumption i can make about you
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Stranger: hahah
Stranger: i’ve only gotten 3 sentances done for my paper.
Stranger: and i’ve been working on it since 11.
You: but u would hate it if i stopped talking
You: right?
Stranger: i thoroughly enjoy your company yes
You: that makes me happy to be here
You: i enjoy your company too
You: it’s nice to talk 2 ppl
You: it makes the idea of talking to a person more realistic
You: when ur trolling, it’s very formulaic
You: ie unoriginal
Stranger: why do you troll
Stranger: just to get laughs?
You: u stole the words right of my mouth
You: also, it;s hardwired into my system
You: that last statement about trolling isn’t always true
You: i’ve trolled some very unique ppl in very original ways
Stranger: example?
You: like a specific user i’ve trolled or just a synopsis?
Stranger: synopsis
You: some ppl have unique situations that are easy to exploit, mixing words into something that’s quite different
You: this game has a leaderboard of the number of friends each person has
You: so the person at the top has 666 friends.
Stranger: devil
You: she said something rather intelligent.
You: yup devil
You: i took it and turned it into a statement about her selfishness (not letting other ppl be at the top) and satan-worship
You: it’s a lot cooler in practice
You: b/c u dont get to see the reactions that I got to see from that user
You: b/c i dont know where that thread is
Stranger: sounds amusing
You: it was
You: (u do mean that, right? ur not just saying that to make me feel good)
Stranger: of course i mean that
You: thanks.
Stranger: anytime.
You: alright
You: by anytime, i’m guessing u mean “anytime b4 1 of us falls asleep”?
Stranger: no,
You: really?
You: then how often are we talking?
Stranger: depends
You: btw that’s not an invite to make me feel bad just to cheer me up
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Stranger: haha what?
You: nvm
Stranger: wellllllllllllllll, the question is do you want to move this from omegle ?
You: where r u suggesting?
Stranger: msn, aim?
You: gmail?
Stranger: ew, really?
You: ew? u dont like gmail?
Stranger: no
You: o
Stranger: i don’t even have a gmail account
Stranger: lol
You: lol Google doesn;t bite
Stranger: true
You: the problem is that i lack msn/aim
You: and gmail is easier
Stranger: how is that possible?
You: remember, i’m special too/
You: plus all the friends i actually know use gmail
You: afaik, maybe like ‘1’ of my friends actually has an aim account?
Stranger: samsayssm1le@gmail.com
You: isn;t that kinda risky to just say that in an internet chat with a guy u dont even know?
Stranger: i’m a risk taker.
You: i’ll add u
You: risky and pretty and intelligent
You: how much better does this get?
Stranger: i don’t know
Stranger: we’ll have to wait and find out
You: u get to find out a lot when u finish that essay Log in to see images!
