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You: u?

Stranger: obv.

You: i bumume usa since u have ap english lit

Stranger: satewise

You: tx

You: u?

Stranger: il

You: k

Stranger: lol k?

You: short form of “ok”

Stranger: no ****

You: i said “k” first, so i bumumed u were confirming whether it was ok

You: sry

Stranger: so what are you in college, out of college, no college? just hangin out?

You: finished senior year, college starts in september

You: so “summer vacation”

Stranger: oh no way

Stranger: you seem a lot older

You: this is the internet, we can roleplay all we want

Stranger: true

Stranger: i thought you were atleast 23,24

You: until u said ap eng, your essay could have been for anything

You: before u told me u were 18, u could’ve easily be 20+

You: age is just a number

You: this conversation would be much different if i had been 23,24 or if u were 22

You: wouldn’t

Stranger: true

You: i missed the n and the t

Stranger: it’s just interesting to know

You: true

You: so what’s the topic for you

You: r english esay

You: i hit the enter bumon a little prematurely

Stranger: title IX and the effects it has on high school sports

You: ok

You: so ur argument is ?

Stranger: i have none

Stranger: it’s just a research paper

You: o

You: earlier u just said paper, so i bumumed argumentative essay or something fun like that

Stranger: i wish

You: wow my bumumptions are really bad today

Stranger: it’s all good

You: i’m something like 1 and 4

You: ouch

Stranger: haha i’m not judging

You: how bout i bumume ur pretty? that’s good to be a good one, right?

Stranger: and its a true one too

You: cool 2 for 5 sounds a lot better than 1 for 4

You: 40% instead of 25%

Stranger: wow

Stranger: you just read my mind

Stranger: i was just doing the percentages in my head.

You: well i get a little head start since i said it

Stranger: so what are you doing the summer of your senior year?

You: seeing as i’ve already been accepted where I want 2 go, there’s nothing pressing i need to do

You: so i got a job

You: and i work

Stranger: you’re not gonna like take a trip around the states?

Stranger: go crazy with friends

You: b/c of family connections, we fly a lot

You: so i’ve pretty much been around almost everywhere

Stranger: oh lucky

You: this chat’s pretty crazy too

You: it’s been well over half an hour

You: most chats i do on omegle last < 15 seconds

Stranger: haha

You: whereas this chat, neither of us are really trying to win

You: we’re just talking

Stranger: like normal people do?

Stranger: lol

You: ya

You: trolling on the internet is extremely fun, especially on sites like omegle

You: in this chat, trolling became pointless

Stranger: hahah

Stranger: i’m too chill to give a ****

Stranger: plus its fun to play along

You: after about line 5 , trolling became useless, so i figured actually being a person online could be cool

You: playing along is fun too

Stranger: so you must troll a lot then

You: ya

Stranger: hahaha

Stranger: nice

You: pretty fun stuff

Stranger: yeah, well i figure behind every troll there is a decent person to converse with, you just gotta get through the trolling

You: i’d say that’s true for almost all the trolls

You: i never deal in absolutes

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Stranger: i’ve never met a troll i didn’t enjoy

Stranger: once he was done trolling

You: Log in to see images!

You: b/c my hand is extendable and can reach u

Stranger: smooth

Stranger: lol

You: i’m not mr. fantastic tho

You: (the superhero)

Stranger: haha i know who mr. fantastic is thank you very much

You: just in case

You: it’s better to supply extra information and have it be unneeded than to leave something out and run the risk of misinterpretation

You: that’s my philosophy

Stranger: it’s understandable

You: single spaced, no formatting, this chat takes up 9 pages in word

You: that’s amazing

Stranger: why do you find it so fascinating

Stranger: facinating*

You: b/c most omegle chats take up less than 1/5 of a page

You: so this is 45 times longer (better?) than a normal chat for me

You: so it’s time for my 6th bumumption. i’m pretty surprised i didn’t do this one yet: ur pretty intelligent

Stranger: i like to consider myself street smart, not book smart.

You: works for me

Stranger: the only decent subject I do well in is english

You: that brings me up to 3 out of 6

You: 50%

Stranger: nice

You: another 10% rise

You: (from 2 / 5 , 40%)

Stranger: yeah, i remember.

You: ok

Stranger: lol

Stranger: what are you thinking right now?

You: right now? i’m thinking about a game called forumwarz

You: u?

You: either ur thinking about me

You: or about ur essay

You: the former is far more interesting

You: the latter is what u have to do

Stranger: i’m trying to think of way to state something for my paper, yes.

You: Log in to see images!

Stranger: and i’m just trying to figure you out even though we’ve only been talking for a bit

You: yes!

You: Log in to see images! = ???

Stranger: :|

Stranger: i would bumume

You: Log in to see images! makes more sense tho

You: :0

Stranger: oh right

Stranger: well if you think about it they could just cancel eachother out

You: they could

You: but :0 is a much cooler emot than :|

Stranger: hahah i guess so

You: if ur into chemistry,

You: Log in to see images!:

Stranger: hahaha

You: aka O with 2 lone pairs

You: (and two implied single bonds to hydrogen)

You: so happy + sad = water

Stranger: i like that.

You: thanks

Stranger: do you always type something and then backspace it?

You: not always

You: sometimes i type stuff like this

You: from start to finish

You: b/c i know what i want to say

You: and sometimes i type something wrong, so i do backspace

You: c what i mean?

You: ur not keylogging me are u?

You: lol

Stranger: it’s just a pet peeve of mine

Stranger: when people don’t just say what they think

Stranger: regardless of how stupid, irrelavent they think it is.

You: u love what i think,

You: but u wouldn’t love it if i spelled it wrong

You: u wouldn’t love it as much

You: because it would be harder to appreciate

Stranger: there are several things i have spelled wrong in this conversation

You: true

You: but those things are easy to skip over (i’m just chatting, and you probably have some sort of spell checker 4 ur english paper)

You: maybe i’m just paranoid

You: about proper spelling

Stranger: yeah, you’re just paranoid

You: so word-bumociated ocd?

Stranger: it would be hypocritical for me to judge on spelling when i can barely spell half the words i use

You: as long as you can understand it, it’s fine with me

You: as long as i can understand it, it’s fine with you

Stranger: sounds like a deal

You: cool

You: so this is even longer than most of my real life conversations

You: with people i know and talk to everyday

Stranger: is that a bad thing?

You: not really

You: just trying to make conversation

You: since we both had a temporary hiatus from saying anything, i figured it would be good to say whatever came to mind

You: and since ur typing, that;s one more point for me

Stranger: do you not just sit and talk with people?

You: i do that irl , but not for > 2 hours on end

You: i guess that makes u special?

Stranger: i’m honored.

You: np

You: i wish we had this conversation a few months ago, there was a contest for the funniest omegle chat

You: this one would;ve owned

Stranger: lol

You: lemme see if i can find it

You: it’s a pretty fun game actually

Stranger: funniest omegle chat game?

Stranger: they have them on /b/ all the time

You: i found it

You: http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view/31419

Stranger: lol

You: pretty fun contest

You: pretty fun game

You: granted, i didnt win that contest, but it was still fun

Stranger: bogus

You: wow u really r pretty smart,

You: u saw right through that

You: maybe b/c that was a white lie and it’s nighttime?

You: stands out

You: a lot

Stranger: its possible

You: it is

You: that’s why i mentioned it

You: Log in to see images!

Stranger: + Log in to see images!

Stranger: = water

You: lol

You: u remembered

You: here’s another good bumumptionn: u don’t already play forumwarz?

Stranger: i do not.

Stranger: i’m a /b/ fabulous person.

You: so i’m at 5/8

You: aka 62.5%

Stranger: nice

Stranger: more than half

You: lemme see if i can get a pbuming grade

Stranger: hahaha

Stranger: 62 is a d

Stranger: so technically

Stranger: you’re pbuming

You: 70 is pbuming where I go to school

You: i was user our strange, non-standard system

Stranger: ohh

Stranger: well then only a few more bumumptions

You: if i make them now, it’s less dramatic

You: so one of us needs to say something that can lead to an bumumption i can make about you

You: Log in to see images!

Stranger: hahah

Stranger: i’ve only gotten 3 sentances done for my paper.

Stranger: and i’ve been working on it since 11.

You: but u would hate it if i stopped talking

You: right?

Stranger: i thoroughly enjoy your company yes

You: that makes me happy to be here

You: i enjoy your company too

You: it’s nice to talk 2 ppl

You: it makes the idea of talking to a person more realistic

You: when ur trolling, it’s very formulaic

You: ie unoriginal

Stranger: why do you troll

Stranger: just to get laughs?

You: u stole the words right of my mouth

You: also, it;s hardwired into my system

You: that last statement about trolling isn’t always true

You: i’ve trolled some very unique ppl in very original ways

Stranger: example?

You: like a specific user i’ve trolled or just a synopsis?

Stranger: synopsis

You: some ppl have unique situations that are easy to exploit, mixing words into something that’s quite different

You: this game has a leaderboard of the number of friends each person has

You: so the person at the top has 666 friends.

Stranger: devil

You: she said something rather intelligent.

You: yup devil

You: i took it and turned it into a statement about her selfishness (not letting other ppl be at the top) and satan-worship

You: it’s a lot cooler in practice

You: b/c u dont get to see the reactions that I got to see from that user

You: b/c i dont know where that thread is

Stranger: sounds amusing

You: it was

You: (u do mean that, right? ur not just saying that to make me feel good)

Stranger: of course i mean that

You: thanks.

Stranger: anytime.

You: alright

You: by anytime, i’m guessing u mean “anytime b4 1 of us falls asleep”?

Stranger: no,

You: really?

You: then how often are we talking?

Stranger: depends

You: btw that’s not an invite to make me feel bad just to cheer me up

You: Log in to see images!

Stranger: haha what?

You: nvm

Stranger: wellllllllllllllll, the question is do you want to move this from omegle ?

You: where r u suggesting?

Stranger: msn, aim?

You: gmail?

Stranger: ew, really?

You: ew? u dont like gmail?

Stranger: no

You: o

Stranger: i don’t even have a gmail account

Stranger: lol

You: lol Google doesn;t bite

Stranger: true

You: the problem is that i lack msn/aim

You: and gmail is easier

Stranger: how is that possible?

You: remember, i’m special too/

You: plus all the friends i actually know use gmail

You: afaik, maybe like ‘1’ of my friends actually has an aim account?

Stranger: samsayssm1le@gmail.com

You: isn;t that kinda risky to just say that in an internet chat with a guy u dont even know?

Stranger: i’m a risk taker.

You: i’ll add u

You: risky and pretty and intelligent

You: how much better does this get?

Stranger: i don’t know

Stranger: we’ll have to wait and find out

You: u get to find out a lot when u finish that essay Log in to see images!