15 forum visits, streak of 21, promises that forums will soon be retired…

Meh, might as well go up in my streak, and try for Dom at the same time.

Then I remembered why I haven’t pwned a forum since the falcon****er quest.

Level 35 hacker, Best equipment (or second best) of the game, 199 offense, 3 attacks that do over 1,780 damage.

Wait, that can’t be right? Only 3 attacks that do over 1,800 damage? Well it’s true: IPZ, Recipes for Disaster, and 404. But they should have really low refreshes right? Nope, 6, 8 and 6.

Gameplay is still horribly broken, but that’s being worked on, and clbum re-balancing is somewhere on that imaginary list that I asked for, right? Right?

Fine, time for some Dom.

Pwn forum, Pwn forum, Pwn forum, Pwn forum,

Check vanilla helper…

MeatLoafFan Brainfreeze 4

Wait 20 minutes…

MeatLoafFan Brainfreeze 4

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Well, it appears that with over 100 forums, at 9:30PM on a thursday night, you need to wait awhile…

Good thing I have that streak marker right? Nope, doesn’t work with chrome, and it’s not integrated into the game…

Damn…

Well lemon scoops still work, right? Oh wait, I lag a lot, forget about those.

But isn’t there a new system change about to take place? “Lemon Score = (turns taken * weight) + pwnage done – ego damage taken”???? Wait, I’m a hacker, my “turns taken” just tripled.

Well, chocolate scoops still work, right? Oh no, itembuildr is way too broken, forumbuildr and incit are always there, but both require being humourus to the mbumes…

Ah well, I’ve gotten some few hundred dom scoops…

tl;dr: Everything is still broken and ****ty.

Time to bide my time until phase 2 starts; OH I HOPE TO GOD THAT THAT FIXES IT.