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-MLF-

Avatar: 83146 Sun Jan 18 18:56:12 -0500 2009
6

Level 60 Hacker

“Cracking Addict”

15 forum visits, streak of 21, promises that forums will soon be retired…

Meh, might as well go up in my streak, and try for Dom at the same time.

Then I remembered why I haven’t pwned a forum since the falcon****er quest.

Level 35 hacker, Best equipment (or second best) of the game, 199 offense, 3 attacks that do over 1,780 damage.

Wait, that can’t be right? Only 3 attacks that do over 1,800 damage? Well it’s true: IPZ, Recipes for Disaster, and 404. But they should have really low refreshes right? Nope, 6, 8 and 6.

Gameplay is still horribly broken, but that’s being worked on, and clbum re-balancing is somewhere on that imaginary list that I asked for, right? Right?


Fine, time for some Dom.

Pwn forum, Pwn forum, Pwn forum, Pwn forum,

Check vanilla helper…

MeatLoafFan Brainfreeze 4

Wait 20 minutes…

MeatLoafFan Brainfreeze 4

...

Well, it appears that with over 100 forums, at 9:30PM on a thursday night, you need to wait awhile…

Good thing I have that streak marker right? Nope, doesn’t work with chrome, and it’s not integrated into the game…

Damn…

Well lemon scoops still work, right? Oh wait, I lag a lot, forget about those.

But isn’t there a new system change about to take place? “Lemon Score = (turns taken * weight) + pwnage done – ego damage taken”???? Wait, I’m a hacker, my “turns taken” just tripled.

Well, chocolate scoops still work, right? Oh no, itembuildr is way too broken, forumbuildr and incit are always there, but both require being humourus to the mbumes…

Ah well, I’ve gotten some few hundred dom scoops…

tl;dr: Everything is still broken and ****ty.

Time to bide my time until phase 2 starts; OH I HOPE TO GOD THAT THAT FIXES IT.


I’M A SIG-DISABLING male reproductive organMONGLER

CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 2015-02-10 15:56:06 -0500
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

Log in to see images! CoreyJess edited this message on 05/28/2009 9:51PM


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
5

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

juigfytguyfdiyguiyfdiytghyuifitghijkh

Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
3

[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

man i aint reading all that cant you just say ‘forumwarz sucks’ like the rest of us


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-MLF-

Avatar: 83146 Sun Jan 18 18:56:12 -0500 2009
6

Level 60 Hacker

“Cracking Addict”

And the first 2 replies are humping and gibberish.

I guess the game is designed for retards…

Whoops, missed the third which was “tl;dr”, despite me including a “tl;dr”

-MLF- edited this message on 05/28/2009 9:51PM

I’M A SIG-DISABLING male reproductive organMONGLER

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

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                                    This is the part where Single Tingle turns into Double Trouble and ends up in


If you don’t fall for the joke, you get to be in on it.

Raepdog

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
9

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

MeatLoafFan Posted:

And the first 2 replies are humping and gibberish.

I guess the game is designed for retards…

Whoops, missed the third which was “tl;dr”, despite me including a “tl;dr”

Yeah it sucks, but we’ve heard this before I know its frustrating.


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CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 2015-02-10 15:56:06 -0500
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

MeatLoafFan Posted:

And the first 2 replies are humping and gibberish.

I guess the game is designed for retards…

Whoops, missed the third which was “tl;dr”, despite me including a “tl;dr”

How dare you call the bumdance gibberish. You are out of line sir!

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I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

-MLF-

Avatar: 83146 Sun Jan 18 18:56:12 -0500 2009
6

Level 60 Hacker

“Cracking Addict”

CoreyJess Posted:

How dare you call the bumdance gibberish. You are out of line sir!

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No, that was the humping. I was calling Chile’s post gibberish, because it was.


I’M A SIG-DISABLING male reproductive organMONGLER

ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
5

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

MeatLoafFan Posted:

aksjfalksdjlaskdjflaskdjfñlakdjflskjdlaskdjflasdjfalskdjflasjdlkasdf

eeverr tireedd tot geooo ouut??

CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 2015-02-10 15:56:06 -0500
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

MeatLoafFan Posted:

No, that was the humping. I was calling Chile’s post gibberish, because it was.

Did you come to GRP for serious discussion?

Who did you say was very special again?


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

SRS BSN


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                                    This is the part where Single Tingle turns into Double Trouble and ends up in


If you don’t fall for the joke, you get to be in on it.

-MLF-

Avatar: 83146 Sun Jan 18 18:56:12 -0500 2009
6

Level 60 Hacker

“Cracking Addict”

CoreyJess Posted:

No, I came to GRP because had I posted this in Ayn Rands I would have had to tone it down considerably, in addition to most of the forumwarz populace needing to slightly censor their posts.

I’m looking for other opinions on the issue, in addition to trying to vent.

**** I need to go outside more.


I’M A SIG-DISABLING male reproductive organMONGLER

CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 2015-02-10 15:56:06 -0500
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

MeatLoafFan Posted:

**** I need to go outside more.

I knew you would get there eventually.

I think you’re gonna be alright now.

Good job!

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Now go ahead and laugh at the butdance. You know you want to.

Look, these two are slapping bums.

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That’s comedy gold!


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

mujadaddy

Avatar: 124436 Thu May 28 02:12:56 -0400 2009

Level 4 Troll

“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

MeatLoafFan Posted:

Gameplay

Hahahahahahahahahaha taht’s rich. You should go outside, especially if you live on an upper floor.


~in caput confodemus te~

icwutudidthar

Avatar: 41011 Wed Apr 08 15:50:20 -0400 2009
7

[Team Shortbus]

Level 19 Troll

I LOVE GOTHZILLA'S male reproductive organ!

O SNAP SON


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ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
5

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

ChilePepino Posted:

eeverr tireedd tot geooo ouut??

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

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Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

mujadaddy

Avatar: 124436 Thu May 28 02:12:56 -0400 2009

Level 4 Troll

“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

TUBSWEETIE Posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFgtye2_3E4

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~in caput confodemus te~

mujadaddy

Avatar: 124436 Thu May 28 02:12:56 -0400 2009

Level 4 Troll

“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

God****ing Damnit. Your failure is contagious.


~in caput confodemus te~

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