theres this guy Charlie Sheen but not me he just happens to be named Charlie Sheen and hes not an actor hes some kind of astronaut secret agent type thing anyway hes on a motorcycle and hes blazin down a high way why are there no cars on the highway your confused arent you well thats called suspense male reproductive organhead

so im Charlie Sheen is cruisin down the high way and he hits a ramp and launches all the way in to ****in space everybodys livin up in space these days that why there were no cars on the highway so Charlie Sheen is up on the space world and he gets an bumignment to infiltrate the rebel moon base on the moon the rebels dont like living in space thats why theyre rebelin

so Charlie Sheen drives his mototrcycle to the moon and he encounters the rebels prety fast and he starts punchin them and sayin funny **** and theres karate kicks where people get kicked out into space and into the heart of the sun i even rip some ****in dudes space helmets or space hats as they call them in the future so i rip their spoace hats off and there heads explode

i go into the base and i start shootin people i dont know who they are but they dead now and **** Charlie Sheen is sayin all this **** you cant here me cause im the writer duh so its all BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM and i got guns in both hands and i find the rebel leader and hes all like good to see you made it Charlie Sheen

and it turns out hes my brother did I mention i dammit Charlie Sheen has a brother he does and his brother was lost a long time ago during some kind of thing probably involvin space

but hes alive and the head of the rebels

i kill him anyway and they throw me a parade

**** i mean Charlie Sheen