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The Lolita Method

The Sure-Fire Way to Pick Up Forbidden Girls

by Scott Donner aka PREDATOR

with Bill Humbert

The authors would like to thank the following for their continuing inspiration, effort and

support:

The Humbert Society of America (Hard male reproductive organs in Search of Young Twat); Lolitas

Everywhere (Thank God for Clueless great times-Dumpsters); Stupid Parents (“Our daughter

would never do anything like that …”Log in to see images!; Vladimir Nabokov (For providing us with a vision

and a name); Andrea (Doinkin) Dworkin, Catherine (MacKuntin) MacKinnon & the

Femi-Nazi Sisterhood (For providing us with crucial insight into adolescent female

psychology which we routinely exploit); The FBI & Law Enforcement Agencies

Throughout the World (Catch us if you can, bumholes!); Our Wives & Girlfriends (For

providing us perfect cover & ****able daughters); Our Future Prey (May your brains be

empty and your pussies tight)

ii. INTRODUCTION

I’m going to make this short because I hate books with long introductions. I do,

however, want to take a brief moment to tell you what this book is all about, in case you

haven’t already figured it out.

Objective – To Attain & Maintain the Sexual Presence of “Forbidden” Girls in Your Life

Yes, you read that right. The “Lolita Method” is quite simply, a systematic

approach to bagging “forbidden “girls” in their formative years” (although we do address

the issue of Little Lolitas as well). This book delivers in clear, concise, step-by-step

instructions what other “How to Pick Up Girls …” authors won’t even dare to suggest.

The Lolita Method openly addresses the varieties of teeny-bopper twat available

in the statutory meat marketplace and provides the proven strategies best suited to

acquiring those coveted young woman's genitalss.

For some of you (parents, cops, preachers, feminists, lesbians and sensitive

[emasculated] males) the language and ideas presented in this study may offend, repulse

and, perhaps, induce you to near homicidal rage. Oh well, there’s nothing I can do about

that. It’s your ****ing fault for picking up the book in the first place. So **** you. You

make me want to puke, too.

For those of you considering getting into the Lolita Sweepstakes or just curious

about what Bill and I have to say, I bid you welcome and hope you find our work as

fascinating and as stimulating as we do.

Others of you will have come to the point where you are ready to take that next

step and plunge into the forbidden paradise of “young-adult” poontang. Thank God you

found us before venturing into these often troublesome waters without being at least

somewhat briefed concerning what to expect and how best to proceed and succeed.

For the experienced Humbert, we hope our research provides you with some new

and innovative tactics for increasing your Lolita “kill” ratio. We also hope you appreciate

our efforts to at long last collect, collate and chronicle all the various and sundry

seduction methods which have proven so successful all these years. (Oh yeah, and the

case studies are pretty hot, too.) What you have before you is over twenty combined

years worth of painstaking research, and as far as we know The Lolita Method stands as

the most comprehensive work devoted to the art of ****ing “forbidden” girls … ever.

If you don’t agree, please, do us all a favor and introduce us to something that

considers the issue in the same simple language and puts forward an even more practical

plan of attack. We would like to read it. I, for one, am always willing to learn.

No, the “Lolita Method” is not 100% guaranteed for every “forbidden” girl in

every cirgreat timesstance. We don’t need to make hollow promises to satisfy our readers. Rest

bumured, however, that if you do read this book and seriously (and I mean seriously) make

an effort to implement our strategies you will succeed in your quest to **** “forbidden”

girls!!! That’s not a guarantee … it’s a fact!