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Level 30 Troll

The **** of the Trollhole

Smudkipette Posted:

I own patent #2387965928347 on the pitchfork/torch combination for use by peasant mobs while rioting, Pay Up w/ the royalties ****es

You’ve obviously forgotten to account for time travel, spatial distortions, and the fact that you are several levels below the worst sgreat timesbag of a very special monkey ever to waste my oxygen, which, by the way, I will be billing you for along with the royalties you owe me. Ninja laywers…ATTACK!

My ego is trumped only by how ****ing awesome I am.

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