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Why torches AND pitchforks? I mean, it's stupidly inefficient
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You’re using two hand slots for something that could easily be combined into one unit. You could then grab a kama or sickle as a off-hand weapon and be that much more effective at rioting. I motion that all peasent uprisings should require the new “torchfork”. My ego is trumped only by how ****ing awesome I am. |
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| Posted On: 03/27/2008 7:24PM |
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But riots nowadays usually consist of tasers and tear gas. Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 03/27/2008 7:30PM |
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When faced with a taser or tear gas, I would LOVE to have a torchfork handy. Because in my otehr hand would be some sort of anti stun/gas device. You mark that frame an 8, and you’re entering a world of pain. -Walter Sobchak |
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| Posted On: 03/27/2008 7:51PM |
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Elwood Moose Posted:
you mean rubber? |
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| Posted On: 03/28/2008 9:33AM |
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Never question an angry farmer’s riot techniques. |
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| Posted On: 03/28/2008 3:16PM |
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The reason we use torches and pitchforks is because its fun you stupid douche! If you can read this you’re looking at an example of good spelling and grammar. It’s not that hard, you just need to pay attention in english clbum. |
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| Posted On: 03/28/2008 5:32PM |
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OP is a mother****ing genius.
Now, lets draw up those plans. |
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| Posted On: 03/28/2008 5:50PM |
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Agreed Shanty… so as credit to Starfang, I proudly present the very first prototype Pitchtorch V 1.0.0
Log in to see images! You mark that frame an 8, and you’re entering a world of pain. -Walter Sobchak |
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| Posted On: 03/29/2008 4:17PM |
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HaHa! Now THAT’S what I’m talking about!
...Are you thinking what I’m thinking? Because I’m thinking it’s angry mob time. We just need a target…
Also, we could sell a premium version with a metal fork. Ooh, the possibilities! Starfang_42 edited this message on 03/29/2008 5:11PMMy ego is trumped only by how ****ing awesome I am. |
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| Posted On: 03/29/2008 5:10PM |
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I’ve got a better idea… instead of the torchfork and/or pitchtorch, what about a pitchfork that shoots flame out of the tines? Yeah, that would kick bum. You could stab somebody, and then light them on fire from the inside! Let’s be friends! I’ll cry if you say no Log in to see images! Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv’iornw hqxoxon targh? |
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| Posted On: 03/29/2008 5:13PM |
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NawtyFish Posted:
We’ll keep that model for our platinum members. My ego is trumped only by how ****ing awesome I am. |
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| Posted On: 03/29/2008 5:16PM |
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Yeah, you don’t want just anyone running around with a pitchflame-thrower. Or a flame-throwerfork. Let’s be friends! I’ll cry if you say no Log in to see images! Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv’iornw hqxoxon targh? |
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| Posted On: 03/29/2008 5:19PM |
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How can you still use a kama or sickle in your offhand? A torchfork would be a two-handed weapon. Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 03/29/2008 5:21PM |
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1337xxxlolololxxx1337 Posted: Let’s be friends! I’ll cry if you say no Log in to see images! Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv’iornw hqxoxon targh? |
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| Posted On: 03/29/2008 5:24PM |
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You could have a robotic third arm. Or put a rubber glove on your male reproductive organ. Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 03/29/2008 5:25PM |
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I own patent #2387965928347 on the pitchfork/torch combination for use by peasant mobs while rioting, Pay Up w/ the royalties ****es Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 03/31/2008 12:55AM |
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Smudkipette Posted:
You’ve obviously forgotten to account for time travel, spatial distortions, and the fact that you are several levels below the worst sgreat timesbag of a very special monkey ever to waste my oxygen, which, by the way, I will be billing you for along with the royalties you owe me. Ninja laywers…ATTACK! My ego is trumped only by how ****ing awesome I am. |
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| Posted On: 03/31/2008 1:02AM |
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NawtyFish Posted:
Pitchtorch V.2.0 has been submitted to the R&D Dept. Along these lines, we are also designing a torch that spews forks as well. We anticipate it to go over very well at G-4 summit demonstrations. You mark that frame an 8, and you’re entering a world of pain. -Walter Sobchak |
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| Posted On: 03/31/2008 11:56AM |
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Everything about this idea is fantastic. I want one. Seriously. |
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| Posted On: 03/31/2008 12:27PM |
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While pitchtorch got it right, it should be pointed out (because some of you are admittedly too stupid to recognize this) that the torch and the pitchfork serve completely different purposes. The torch is so you can ****ing *see*...these mob raidings in the rural countryside tend to happen at night. Turning the pitchfork into a partial flamethrower doesn’t solve the lack of light problem that the torch was for. Evil Foreskin edited this message on 04/01/2008 1:19AM |
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| Posted On: 04/01/2008 1:18AM |
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