bloOdy_tEars Posted:

Paraone Posted:

go write some vampire poetry and calm down

Fool you do not know of what you speak

vampires will visit you in the shadow of darkness and before you can utter a word they will have slashed out your intestines as you scream helplessly for a god that doesnt exist

Speaking of non-existance; blood-drinking, Anne Rice wankfic vampires are also fiction, no matter how hard you focus on the thought (at least try to hide your chubby when doing so) or think people into being dead.

You’ll pop a vein doing so.

Actually, do that. And cut it down, not across.