NawtyFish Posted:

dude, it was ****ing everywhere. My bed looked like a murder scene.

Actually not really. There’s another long, interesting, boring, going-to-be-read-by-no-one story behind that too.

O RLY? My friend told me that she bled everywhereeeeeeeeeeeeee when she lost her virginity. But maybe it’s because she ****ed a fine upstanding member of society.