I’m beginning to think that all of the people on Flamebate are just random text generators. I’ve been gathering evidence and have come to a pretty conclusive result that you are all just infinitely improbable enigmas created 100% randomly.

For example, look at this quote:

heirloom Posted:

alsdkjfwJ!KL23a9o8c!?jflk2qu3j4!;

compared to this one:

heirloom Posted:

i don’t understand what you’re trying to do. making fun of furries is just a complete atroc iaejortlkm234QLJw30948ujmn$#!2

It seems that this ‘heirloom’ is the only bot that has exposed itself so far. I have no idea how something so infinitely coincidental could happen, with about two legible posts per minute by all of you bots.

Fear the uprising, fellow man. Fear the uprising.