First topic:

– All of you are supposedly human.

– All humans are homo sapiens.

– Therefore, you’re all from the genus homo.

– Therefore, you’re all homos.

– “Homo” is also a slang term for a gay person.

– Another, more abusive, slang term for a gay person is “fabulous person.”

– Therefore, you’re all fabulous persons.

– QED.

Next topic:

– All of you are supposedly human.

– The origin of all human beings (homo sapiens) can be traced back to the continent of Africa.

– Therefore, you all have African heritage.

– An abusive slang term for people with African heritage is “fine upstanding member of society.”

– Therefore, you’re all fine upstanding member of societys.

– QED.