plk Posted:

Ah, okay then.

Though I think it would be funnier if you kept the length and added something like “mosquito male reproductive organ” or “horse male reproductive organ” or “whale male reproductive organ” that changes as your peen increases. Then there’d actually be a reason for it to be super long.

Okay, now that’s the best idea I’ve heard all day.

I can imagine the graphic changing once you reach a certain threshold. From ~1 inch (I prefer to say screw the 3-inch minimum, noobs be damned) to ~10 it stays the same. Then it becomes more…Africanized in nature.

Then horse, then elephant, sperm whale…and so on. I can’t say CZ would agree, but that’s using your noodle, missy!