Hey guys, I FINALLY got around to this! Hope I’m not, you know, “too late for the party” or whatever. LOL. Now let’s DO this thing!

1. This exercise suits me, because I consider myself very random, or as I like to say, “totes rand.” I’m so random, my favourite cartography publisher is Rand McNally; my favourite Objectivist philosopher is Ayn Rand; and I believe our government should invest more money in R&D…randomly, of course.

2. I like sex better than chocolate. But then, I like peanut bumer sandwiches better than sex. So you figure it out.

3. My mother’s name is Mrs. Bootyhole. My father’s? Mr. Bootyhole. At least, that’s what they still make me call them to this day.

4. My favourite day of the week would have to be Saturday, followed by Friday. Sunday’s probably next on the list. Least favourite? Definitely Monday! Wednesday would obviously be somewhere in between…Jesus, how much detail do you people want?

5. I know this is a bit pbumé and maybe embarrbuming now, but I don’t care: I think Ugg boots are TOTES the cutest! I have like, 10 pairs for some reason.

6. I once went swimming with dolphins when I was a kid. I’ll never forget it to this day! God, what vicious, ugly, filthy creatures they are.

7. I don’t consider myself a “radical,” but I would die for Apple Inc. if there were ever a REAL war against PCs. Do you hear me? I would ****ing DIE for them.

8. I believe same-sex marriage should be legal. However, I also think that, legally, those who participate should be warned that they’re violating Christian principles and MAY OR MAY NOT go to hell for their actions. Really, it’s the only responsible thing to do.

9. When I go to clubs, I dance like nobody’s watching. The idea that nobody’s watching me, of course, makes me feel extremely self-conscious. That’s why I never dance.

10. I think 9/11 was an inside job. An inside by ALIENS job.

11. ...dun dun DUNNN! (see above entry re: aliens doing 9/11)

12. I voted Liberal in every election I’ve been eligible, simply because I love the colour red.

13. I’m a huge Habs fan (Montreal Canadiens, that is). Why? Again, the colour red.

14. Speaking of colours, I think it should be spelled “colour,” the Canadian way, not like the STUPID American way. I mean, what do you have against the letter “u”? Are you too STUPID to remember one extra letter?! Stupid Yanks, I hate them.

15. On the other hand, I’m a SERIOUS Anglophile. I’ll listen to any ****ty, disposable pop music as long as it came from in and around England. Or, if the lyrics are in English. Or, a nonsense language that kind of resembles English. I’ll also accept Dutch Low Saxon.

16. One day, I would like to travel across South America, from Venezuela all the way to Argentina. Hah, just kidding, there’s no way in hell I would do that.

17. “Zorginatzzzzzz!!!!” (LOL, inside joke!)

18. I was thinking of getting a bumerfly tattoo over my ankle, but I thought it might hurt too much! I’m currently researching just how many nerve endings there are right above the bumcrack. Log in to see images!

19. I have no tolerance for alcohol whatsoever! I mean, I can’t even drink a one-litre bottle of vodka without puking my guts out.

20. I’m a Sagittarius and I definitely fit the description! I was TOTALLY born between November 22 and December 21. Also, I’m part horse.

21. I tend to get a mixed reaction when I tell people I’m part horse.

22. I hate my middle name: “male reproductive organwad.” I honestly don’t know what Mr. and Mrs. Bootyhole were thinking with that one!

23. I once shot a man just to watch him die, but missed. I don’t mean I missed my shot, I mean I missed watching him die! I was distracted by a couple hot broads walking by. Well, not so much walking, but running away in terror.

24. I lost my virginity to Gary Coleman. Feels good to finally get that out in the open!

25. I think my least favourite part of my body has to be my face. I swear, it just ****es me off so much, I could take a razor to it. Except I hate to shave! LOL.

Well, I hope you all didn’t fall asleep reading about little ol’ me! Feel free to come back with a fun list of your own randomness! Sayonara!