I say the word ‘p.’ as well. Haven’t said tubmail yet…

Although at the theatre I do some volunteer techie work at there was a cake and one of the dudes was like “THIS IS MY THIRD PIECE OF CAKE, IT’S SO ****ING GOOD” and I was like “If you don’t stop now you’ll end up being the size of fran *gigglesnort*”

... I told him Fran was an anime character so I looked less like a twat talking about internet inside jokes.

Also, I’ve started refering to male reproductive organ’s as “duca” (My friends do to, they don’t get it, they just think it’s a cute word to use for dongs.)