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Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

I had the first bum avatar.

*picks up mic*

Check…one two…one two, yo…

One-two, one-two, one-two…THREAD DEAD!
Yo, Shii be a re-re, he special like ed
Tryna spit them wolf-bonics, but you got no street cred
Ya rhymes belong in the toilet like a ****in’ wolf’s head Log in to see images!

Check my enemy list: onto CoreyJess
Defeating yo’ punk bum would be glorious
Yo’ boring-bum rhymes be laborious
Can’t hear you over the sound of my snorin’, ****

So Corey, what the story wit’ yo’ wifey, Jess?
If she wanna test this male reproductive organ, she should know it’s the best
Is that picture of yo’ kid? Man, that **** is just messed
Quit postin’ underage pics like my homegirl Context

But this ain’t no contest, so FAIL ain’t no winner
Just a punk-bum double fine upstanding member of society, without that chicken dinner
I’m the original, numba one, Forumwarz buildr
You the contest-killer? I’m the contest-killer KILLER

Blood-spiller, out-skiller, ain’t nobody iller
My mother****ing words be the Prize like Giller
Yeah that’s a Canuck literary reference
So when I’m on the mic, you better show some deference
I’ll ban all yo’ bumes based on preference
Except for Celerysteve, cuz we the best of friends (Log in to see images!)

But not Johnny Wack, he be hangin’ at the playground
Jerkin’ off to Laz’Town, man that sucker is jail-bound
You get raped up the bum with a broken pop bottle
For challenging my bum at Forumwarz Top Model

You got throttled, so now it’s onto Xylon
Heard you was a tranny, stretchin’ out yo’ mom’s nylons
When I drop my **** you steer clear like a pylon
Yo’ “rhymes” sucked ****, but let’s let bygones be bygones
You need a shoulder to cry on, cuz you straight-up bumhurt
All y’all ****es be more woman's genitals to me than Elisha Cuthbert

Now I’m callin’ out Trout, he a male reproductive organriding fabulous person
Get down and give Thergeant Thid twenty, you maggot
He’s freeloadin’ like Jorma, I’m the real-bum boss
I’m like the Heinz ketchup factory when it comes to Awesome Sauceā„¢
I’ll break the site’s TOS cuz I don’t really give a toss
Forumwarz, ****: it’s the game you just lost.

*mic drop*
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