ITT thread, we praise Schildkrote by impersonating him, because there’s no greater praise than mimicry and collecting

his great, great quotes.

The OP will be updated with plenty more of these fabulous replies coming from our favourite turtle furry

(scalie?), so please add to the repository.

Schildkrote Posted:

stfu homosis

Schildkrote Posted:

[On naUgHti sChwARzenegGer]

ohoho u like hitlre n hate eth jews

boy that is funney no wait its just stupdi and gay liek u hahaha

Schidlkrote Posted:

[On xXDARK_KNIGHTXx]

lay off the buter lardas

ahaha sonik is gay as fuk

furry ****

i bet he roleplasys sonik teh hedhghog and pretensd to go out wit da characters

sems like the kidn of thign a totla fabulous person would do

u wear a special helmet everywhere u go

Schildkrote Posted:

[On Paraone’s mom]

teh only thign gelatinis here is ur mom

Schildkrote Posted:

[On irony]

hey look its genericgyaposter and male reproductive organsatknitgh being fasg as always

keep it up thsi forum might be godo if u weretn here and we couldnt hav that now coudl we???

Schildkrote Posted:

politix is for fasg

and u ar a fabulous person so i gues this threda makes sense

Schildkrote Posted:

On Red Machine D:

Schildkrote Posted:

i thikn u listen to aqua

u barbei girl

dark lotsu ****

Schildkrote Posted:

jesu chrits stfu homosis stop gayign up teh forums

Schildkrote Posted:

mapquets says that addres is a dumpster

perhasp you maed a typo

or moer likely not

Schildkrote Posted:

u cant lie on teh internet, u will be caugth

Schildkrote Posted:

also chaeng ur gaybum quotebreakign name u gigantci homosexaul

Schildkrote Posted:

do u realy want me to shwo up wit my jugalo crew????

ur some kind of fol hahahahaa

Schildkrote Posted:

its teh schildkrote choose ur own adventuer game!!

u waek up in teh morning to ur dik being suxxxed by a hot chik

wut do u do:

a. fuk her and teh fifty other hot chiks in ur bedroom

b. go spend ur millionz of dollars on cool **** liek icp albums

c. kikc bum

d. all of the aboev

Schildkrote Posted:

hay fabulous personmachiengay?

Schildkrote Posted:

stfu u ****ign dork

Schildkrote Posted:

triplest apparently sinc ur all brothesr in fabulous persondom

Schildkrote Posted:

ahaha genericfabulous personot and luv machien sex fightign

itll be liek mansex theyll luv it cuz theyre such hueg homos ahahaha

Schildkrote Posted:

teh only thign ur schakled by is le**** as he sits on u before rapign ur azzzz