wow this person I got didn’t want to give up!

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You: hi
Stranger: bills suck
Stranger: hello
You: yeah they are good for shredding
Stranger: yes they are
You: where r u from?
Stranger: i hate paying rent and bills
Stranger: Ca
Stranger: u?
You: I'm from forumwarz
You: know it?
Stranger: no
You: it's a webgame
You: lots of sex
Stranger: oh
You: u like sex?
Stranger: kinda boring and weird
Stranger: yes real sex
You: I like monkey sex
Stranger: not the fake cyber ****
You: no I mean with real monkeys, not cyber monkeys
Stranger: monkeys throw poop at each other
Stranger: nah
You: I give them eminas first
Stranger: thats always sanitary
You: yeah, you're right, sanitation is important when having sex with monkeys
You: and wetnaps
Stranger: true
Stranger: animals should be clean
You: right
You: like howie mandell
Stranger: i cant stand him
You: or monk from that tv show
Stranger: him too
You: what do you like?
Stranger: neither are funny
Stranger: icream and beer
Stranger: ice cream
You: that doesn't sound too good mixed together
Stranger: it isnt, tryed it once
You: what flavor ice cream do you like to mix with beer?
Stranger: valinna
Stranger: vanilla
Stranger: apperenty cant type today
You: so it's like a beer float huh
You: without the root
Stranger: yup
Stranger: pretty groos, but had to do it for a bet
You: how much did you get?
Stranger: $30
You: I woulda tried it
Stranger: well, I used to be a broke student, any extra cash helps
You: now what are you?
Stranger: just broke
You: so you can't help me get a new monkey? I used mine up
Stranger: i know this guy
Stranger: who knows a guy
You: he's got the monkey hook up?
Stranger: yeah
You: sweet
You: how do I contact him?
You: I heard ca monkeys are awesome
Stranger: walk out to the street and sceam Arturo, he will come
Stranger: they are
You: but I'm pretty far from ca, I don't think he'd hear me
Stranger: oh he will
You: he must have like superman ears
Stranger: no, he live near you
You: I could pretend you are a monkey
Stranger: no thanks, i like my bum hole unviolated
You: u sure?
Stranger: yeah
You: I could probably find someone to pay you $30
Stranger: 'nahh
You: you might like it, how many times have you tried it?
Stranger: never many times is enough
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