CreepPipe Posted:

Oleg, a Rabbi, and a Priest are sitting at a table at the bar.

The Rabbi says, “you know, despite my beliefs I’ve always really wanted to try pork. And I’m not going to lie to you, a few years ago I did and I thought it was amazing. It’s probably not even that good, but the fact that I’m not supposed to have it made it so delicious.”

The Priest then says, “funny you should mention that since I’m not supposed to advocate gay sex, but about 3 years ago I tried it and it was amazing. It did hurt a bit the day after, but the fact that it’s something I’m not supposed to do probably made it better than it actually was.”

Oleg finally admits, “I actually have a lot in common with both of you. I **** pigs.”

:/

I’m sleeping under the blankets tonight.