EDIT: I must stress, this is a beginners guide. Whilst a more complete version is hosted in a thread by Oleg, this guide is broken down into 19 basic steps to make it less taxing for all the TL;DR’ers

1. 1

2. 2

3. 1

3. 2

4. 1

5. 2

6. Then at the end type male reproductive organshot

7. 1

6. 2

8. 1

9. 2

10. Have you tried searching in Sentrillion?

11. 1

12. 2

13. 1

14. 2

15. 1

16. Go to Forumz and brag you finished ep 1. today

17. Go to Forumz and complain you need to buy ep 2

18.???

19. PROFIT (for CZ)