Here’s a ****wad of haikus:

Swine is very sweet

He gives his BP away.

He’s real cool like that.

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An hero is Swine

I would suck his tiny male reproductive organ

My male reproductive organ aches for him

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Swine hates on wincest

But although I didn’t win

Poor fabulous persons still got paid

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A kind heart exists

Deep within the chest of Swine

It’s not hard to see

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Don’t you love this, swine?

Your peen is sucked by poets

Using words to ****

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Anal is real nice

Feels like a woman, except

for ballsacks touching.

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Alright, I’m out. I may be back.