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The Official swine Love Contest - Win 3 BP!
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Recently it came to my attention that the graceful, charismatic, and talented swine was offering a ridiculous crapload of BP to deserving recipients.
I promptly virtually sucked his male reproductive organ for a while and lo and behold, he in his majestic grace has bestowed BP upon me.
Part of my begging included the promise to use some of the BP on a “swine Love Contest,” so here it is.
RULES for WINNING!
Accepted Entries: – Compose some sort of Photoshop/Paint drawing extoling how great swine is. – Write a touching love sonnet/poem; the more articulate and eloquent, the better. – Make sure you touch on his generosity. EDIT – Any videos dedicated to swine: this includes performed verse, songs, etc.
WINNER GETS 3 BP!
Winner will be chosen in 1 week.
GO! Shii edited this message on 03/20/2009 11:21PM |
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| Posted On: 03/20/2009 11:13PM |
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Shii Posted:
Toxx’d
EDIT: Main post updated to allow video entries. EDIT: Posting my ‘ODE TO SWINE’ on here as well.
The second part of my promise to swine if he gave me BPs:
I give you, fellow ForumWarriorz, the “Ode to swine.”
Oh muse, how to capture the great Lord swine? To extol the virtue, generous grace Lo, on high, majestic man most porcine Who knew so much sexy could be held in one face?
Whereupon he walks, angels doth follow Hopeful lovers, loins and heart full of ache Sex incarnate renders lesser men hollow Only this well-endow’d creation, can their lust slake
His prodigious talents, none can deny Inspiring envy-filled hearts amongst the peasants His perfection, the apple of God’s eye Oh, only to bask in his radiant presence
Perchance he may bestow greatness upon you Pray that someday you can match his glory Everything I have written thus far is true The tale of swine is a hell of a story. Shii edited this message on 03/21/2009 1:06AM |
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| Posted On: 03/20/2009 11:13PM |
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| Posted On: 03/20/2009 11:15PM |
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Will sing. |
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| Posted On: 03/20/2009 11:17PM |
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Singing is an acceptable entry.
Editing main post. |
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| Posted On: 03/20/2009 11:20PM |
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Log in to see images! It’s not the best, but it IS the first…I sorta find it nice, but sorta off-topic. |
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| Posted On: 03/21/2009 12:34AM |
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Haha, good entry!
Hopefully we get some more good pictures. |
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| Posted On: 03/21/2009 12:41AM |
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sonnet will be on it’s way~! Phantomessk edited this message on 03/21/2009 12:54AM |
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| Posted On: 03/21/2009 12:52AM |
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An Ode to Swine To thee who lords o’er a fine estate, sets the camwhores’ knees a-quivering, the greatest giver of all Flamebate, and famed for his grand delivering. A king of a man! Who is famed ‘cross the land! And all who see him adore him. What lo, his great fortunes are given, to all with no hate or false pbumion, to people with him now are smitten, his grace is the grandest of fashions! Brownie points rain down! And Swine takes up his crown! High Lord of the land of Flamebate. Can you feel the love filling the air? Of those who have felt his attentions? All feeling so very debonair, knowing of his gracious intentions. How wondrous is Swine! Thinking we are so fine! To be given his consideration. fin |
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| Posted On: 03/21/2009 1:23AM |
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Hahaha.
Great entry! |
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| Posted On: 03/21/2009 1:27AM |
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http://img8.imageshack.us/my.php?image=gfd.gif Another crappy MS Paint entry. One of his INCIT quotes too |
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| Posted On: 03/21/2009 1:40AM |
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I did my best ( hope you like it Log in to see images! ):
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| Posted On: 03/21/2009 4:54PM |
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swine the patrician / newfabulous persons demand bread and games / i’d rather beer Inconnu edited this message on 03/21/2009 5:08PM |
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| Posted On: 03/21/2009 5:03PM |
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What’s the point of toxxing if you edit it too?
Not a troll, might enter later. |
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| Posted On: 03/21/2009 5:14PM |
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What can say? The man is giving away a substantial amount of bp. If that doesn’t make him awesome in your book, then you is trollin’.
Also Pic:
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| Posted On: 03/21/2009 6:30PM |
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| Posted On: 03/21/2009 7:34PM |
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There once was a troll known as Swine Now just back the **** off, he is mine I love him to bits I lick all his clits Which on pigs, as you know, is quite fine. |
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| Posted On: 03/21/2009 7:40PM |
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Bumping for ego boost.
I’ma show this thread to all my |
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| Posted On: 03/22/2009 12:35AM |
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swine Posted:
You should print out my love sonnet and have it published or hang it by your desk or bed. Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 03/22/2009 12:37AM |
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| Posted On: 03/22/2009 1:17AM |
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