Since my idea is dead already, I’ll offer it up for analysis by the rest of you.

Barbara Walters interviews Chris Crocker.divy

In this shocking expose, we learn that the infamous “Leave Britney Alone!” fan is actually the Internet’s original CamWhore/Troll Hybrid.

(Watch closely at 2:35. You can totally see tranny sideboob!)

Since the file grants Sexiness & Douchebaggery, it made sense to me that someone like Chris Crocker (who really is a Trollish CamWhore, or CamWhorish Troll) would make a good subject. The juxtaposition with straight-laced Barbara Walters made it funnier to me.

Feel free to give an honest opinion. I thought this one really had a shot. But I’m wondering how many people actually even saw this.