Oleg Mordashov Posted:

Secondary Stat: projectile bumgreat times

Attacks:

– Level 2: Be a fabulous person (1)

– Level 4: Be fabulous persongier (10)

– Level 6: Be super fabulous persongy (30)

– Level 9: fabulous person it up all crazy style (200)

– Level 11: Star in gay porn (800)

– Level 14: Eat a forum administrator’s great times (1,500)

– Level 16: pay regular poster to bum**** me repeatedly (4,000)

– Level 19: file a lawsuit against woman's genitalss because I love bumhole(10,000)

– Level 22: pay hitman to put a gun up bum shoot because rectum so desensitized there is no longer sensation (25,000)

– Level 25: buy forum and ban all posters for a gay sex party where i get gang banged by fine upstanding member of societys(100,000)

Equipment: fabulous person cars, good-looking men, expensive bumplugs