Get your bowels ready cuz you’re about to **** (shorty, yeah)

Everybody in the place click the mother****in win (shorty, yeah)

But stay on your mother****in toes

TAM runnin this, let’s go

I’m gonna troll (I’m gonna troll)

I’m gonna troll (I’m gonna troll)

Everybody ****ed at me cause they’re failin when I troll (failin when I troll)

I’m gonna troll (I’m gonna troll)

I’m gonna troll

Take a good hard look at the tub mother****in girl (girl, yeah)

I’m a troll **** take a look at me

Straight trollin on your bum cuz I’m so lulzy

Bustin five nuts, I’m fappin with a rash

You can’t stop me **** cuz that **** was so cash

This ain’t fiction, trick (trick) I’m gonna troll, **** (****)

We spammin’ ID chat, and postin’ shock pics

I got my T-kidneys, and my Riprogrammies

I’m pwning forums, you on tv straight pwned by Whammies

I’m ridin Fran, spankin’ her bum and ****

That Fran is thrashin, cuz I got her trapped in a net

It’s like Seaworld, cuz she’s a whale of a ****

man the harpoons ****, she’s impossible to miss

I’m a troll and, a douchebag and

I got the autographed lung of Andy Kaufman

I’m the king of the forum, and I’m sure not emo

If you hack or camwhore, then you’re sho’ not me-oh

{Get the **** out, or post mammary glands FOR REAL!!!}

**** bans, I’m a troll, **** (****)

**** dragonz, I post goatse, **** (****)

Surprise bumsecks I enjoy, **** (yeah)

With yo mama not boys, ****

Hey mods, you can see that I’m ROFLMAO (ROFLMAO)

bum spread wide trollin’ these lolcows (these lolcows)

Gonna get the entire internet pwned somehow (pwned somehow)

Like rule 34, anything is shoppable

Yeah, never knew I’d be such a troll

Watchin’ all these fabulous persons get rolled

Post more/sauce — just for me oh

Never thought I’d see the day

Pwning all these homogays

Believe me when I say…

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