Charlie Sheen Posted:

i had a poncho once but i left it on a city bus in dayton the lost n found people there are so ****in rude they wouldnt give me the poncho but i got some glbumes and a thermometer

what sucker would leave a thermometer on a bus

Did your poncho have a spot that was green? Because that should have been pretty identifiable. You should get some lawyers and your account to chat with those lost & found people. Maybe you could get some of your cop “acquaintances” do do a DNA test or some ****? I’m sure they have your DNA on file.