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glowspawn

Avatar: Red Green Flashing
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[Uber-Newbz]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

I had ONE goddamn scoop in Domination, and someone managed to force a medal onto me! F’ing Roid Rage theme week!
When rollover arrives on 2009/02/26, my 6.66” E-Peen will be forcibly lengthened, and I will have to ditch my fabulous persongy, I mean PERFECTLY GOOD one man klan, the “Satanic E-Peen of Doom.”

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Is there a mohel in the house?

Yeah, yeah, my own fault, shouldn’t have had seven medals going into a f’ing random theme week, etc, etc.

For anyone else very special enough to want to repeat my very special Internet Achievement, here’s the list of peen I used:

Brown Starfish (or any other clbum selection)
Chai
Flaming Black Operative
FOAR!
Internet Attorney
JingJing
Medal Winner
Spider-Man
Super-Chai
The Grind
The Level Cap
The Outpost of Tyranny
Unlikely to be Eaten by a Grue
streak e-peens through 60 forums


If you don’t have this guy already then you are ON YOUR OWN. Log in to see images!


TL;DR summary — glowspan is a monstrous homogay who is now bumhurt. Let the mockery begin.

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