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Gay WHAT FGT RUINED MY 6.66" EPEEN?

glowspawn

Avatar: Red Green Flashing
15

[Uber-Newbz]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

I had ONE goddamn scoop in Domination, and someone managed to force a medal onto me! F’ing Roid Rage theme week!
When rollover arrives on 2009/02/26, my 6.66” E-Peen will be forcibly lengthened, and I will have to ditch my fabulous persongy, I mean PERFECTLY GOOD one man klan, the “Satanic E-Peen of Doom.”

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Is there a mohel in the house?

Yeah, yeah, my own fault, shouldn’t have had seven medals going into a f’ing random theme week, etc, etc.

For anyone else very special enough to want to repeat my very special Internet Achievement, here’s the list of peen I used:

Brown Starfish (or any other clbum selection)
Chai
Flaming Black Operative
FOAR!
Internet Attorney
JingJing
Medal Winner
Spider-Man
Super-Chai
The Grind
The Level Cap
The Outpost of Tyranny
Unlikely to be Eaten by a Grue
streak e-peens through 60 forums


If you don’t have this guy already then you are ON YOUR OWN. Log in to see images!


TL;DR summary — glowspan is a monstrous homogay who is now bumhurt. Let the mockery begin.

I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
3

[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

I can ask ET if he’d let me cirgreat timessize your peen if you want.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

glowspawn

Avatar: Red Green Flashing
15

[Uber-Newbz]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

I don’t know, have you ever done this before? Log in to see images!

I’d hate to become even less of a man than I am already. Log in to see images!

(edited to remove unnecessary quote blocks)

glowspawn edited this message on 02/25/2009 11:26PM

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Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2015-08-12 18:58:09 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

MC Banhammer Posted:

I can ask ET if he’d let me cirgreat timessize your peen if you want.

Is ET Qualified to do that?


Dysnomia Posted:

I wish MercWithMouth was permabanned

I wish everyone in WeChall was permabanned

I wish Skyman747 was permabanned

-=Dysnomia=-

AntiRules187

Avatar: 79421 Tue May 26 22:06:20 -0400 2009
2

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

It's actually an honor to be pranked, it means someone spent real money on you. Sir.

how long have you kept the ‘peen length at 6.66?


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Fortunato Posted:

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Lament Posted:

I value your contributions to the FWZ society, and respect your opinions, no matter how much they may vary from my own.

You ****ing fine upstanding member of society.

glowspawn

Avatar: Red Green Flashing
15

[Uber-Newbz]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Actually the peen has been at 6.66” since February 6, so it’s not like I had it for ages. I checked the leaderboard at the time and the only other satanic pen0r hadn’t played in ages.

Others have done it before (and better) – I will survive.

But right now I am BLINDED BY RAGE. So to speak.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

elenaratelim-
it

Avatar: 24791 2010-03-21 18:12:06 -0400
17

[Team Shortbus]

Level 44 Troll

chica bonita

next stop: 66.6”


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glowspawn

Avatar: Red Green Flashing
15

[Uber-Newbz]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Nicely done Tesfan. You found a whole different way to get there.

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I’d offer you my klan, except yours is better, not to mention a whole lot more historic.

edit: removed lame joke to use elsewhere.

glowspawn edited this message on 02/25/2009 11:46PM

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glowspawn

Avatar: Red Green Flashing
15

[Uber-Newbz]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

elenaratelimit Posted:

next stop: 66.6”

Thank god for you Eleneratelimit. You have given me something to live for.

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I’ll get my cloning labs right to work on grafting Scully’s DNA into me.

Doubleposting in my own thread because I love the new me that much.


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elenaratelim-
it

Avatar: 24791 2010-03-21 18:12:06 -0400
17

[Team Shortbus]

Level 44 Troll

chica bonita

no 6.66 but mine is pretty evil i just noticed Log in to see images!

evil fwz stats, they come to me Log in to see images!


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Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

MC Banhammer Posted:

I can ask ET if he’d let me cirgreat timessize your peen if you want.

can you cirgreat timescise kongming back to 3.00?

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