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Avatar: 121191 Wed Mar 18 08:50:56 -0400 2009

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Level 30 Camwhore

The Cats Pajamas

I think mine got lost so here it is again:

I bought a shiny green car today. Unfortunately I only have a license to drive red cars. It was a foolish decision but I thought being a rebel would make all the ladies want to hoff my throbbing dong. It worked, however they were mostly the underage girls or the ugly girls of age. I guess it doesn’t matter when the lights are off. I can always deny it and run them over in my shiny green car if they say I stuck my male reproductive organ in or around them. What a fool I was to buy a shiny green car.

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