Last night before I went to bed my boyfriend’s brother/our roommate was eyeing the strawberries that I had just bought for our Vday breakfast which caused me to have dreams about strawberry thieves.

I was in an apartment and for some reason JohnnyMac and my exboyfriend’s ex ex roommate, Ovy were somehow my roommates. They were watching a DVD of some really bad 70’s television show and laughing about it. I left for a while and when I got back they had eaten all my strawberries and I was ****ed. I wrote all sorts of mean and hilarious notes on the dry erase board, and then showed it to them. Then I went back to the store to get more strawberries which was actually a blessing in disguise because I didn’t realize that I hadn’t bought any whipped cream until I there. so thanks, JM and sorry about the dry erase board insults.