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Sex JohnnyMac, you were in my dream last night

Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

Last night before I went to bed my boyfriend’s brother/our roommate was eyeing the strawberries that I had just bought for our Vday breakfast which caused me to have dreams about strawberry thieves.

I was in an apartment and for some reason JohnnyMac and my exboyfriend’s ex ex roommate, Ovy were somehow my roommates. They were watching a DVD of some really bad 70’s television show and laughing about it. I left for a while and when I got back they had eaten all my strawberries and I was ****ed. I wrote all sorts of mean and hilarious notes on the dry erase board, and then showed it to them. Then I went back to the store to get more strawberries which was actually a blessing in disguise because I didn’t realize that I hadn’t bought any whipped cream until I there. so thanks, JM and sorry about the dry erase board insults.


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Avatar: 36735 2015-06-13 23:04:37 -0400
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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Man bumes

I had a wet dream last night too


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Beta Romeo

Avatar: 114488 Sat Feb 07 19:20:46 -0500 2009
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Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

JM, you better not be out there making sex with people when I’m here trying to tell you about my dream.


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Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

spooky, because he was in my dream too last night, i’m serious, not joking.

and it was a wet dream also

Inertia edited this message on 02/15/2009 4:46AM

Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

was it you who I was telling about my dream where I went back in time and boned kurt vonnegut when he was young, cause that was the greatest dream ever


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quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
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[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

Weird I only saw draginz in my dreams Log in to see images!


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 Buying a lot of zomg im so fat.xpeg – 500 each 

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Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

quangntenemy Posted:

Weird I only saw draginz in my dreams

too bad they were crap dragons and not cool dragons like these

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quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
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[WeChall]

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:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

Odalisque Posted:

too bad they were crap dragons and not cool dragons like these

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 Buying a lot of zomg im so fat.xpeg – 500 each 

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Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
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Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

quangntenemy Posted:

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titties


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stupid name

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“Cutty Cutterson”

Odalisque Posted:

titties

i have titties too!! where are my cool dragons??


:c :c :c… :’C!!!

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draginzzz!! CLICKY ME

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Avatar: 60174 2010-06-14 22:20:22 -0400
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[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 65 Troll

REDNECK fine upstanding member of societyfabulous person WHORE

I don’t understand this story. At what point did JM and Ovy DP you? You forgot to mention…

Also, Draginz

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I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

stupid name Posted:

i have titties too!! where are my cool dragons??

you’re not trying hard enough

Goatse II Posted:

I don’t understand this story. At what point did JM and Ovy DP you? You forgot to mention…

Also, Draginz

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no


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Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

JM: sorry we gayed up your thread while you were out having sex with your beautiful valentine


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male reproductive organFACEPANTS

Avatar: 60174 2010-06-14 22:20:22 -0400
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[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 65 Troll

REDNECK fine upstanding member of societyfabulous person WHORE

Odalisque Posted:

no

If they didn’t DP then why is this story interesting?


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

Goatse II Posted:

If they didn’t DP then why is this story interesting?

i didn’t say it was. this is flamebate, i’m just trying to fit in, man, don’t judge me


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Oleg

Avatar: 98357 2011-07-31 00:47:25 -0400
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[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
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Level 18 Hacker

INVINCIBLE POSTER

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Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

bumpin because he never saw it or if he did he didn’t acknowledge it


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Indiana Jonas

Avatar: 13850 2014-12-19 09:36:26 -0500
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[At Least I Never M-
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Level 35 Troll

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Odalisque Posted:

was it you who I was telling about my dream where I went back in time and boned kurt vonnegut when he was young, cause that was the greatest dream ever

this is awesome


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Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

Hobart Bliggity Posted:

this is awesome

I knooooooooooow, it was amazing, I totally put out on the first date too


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