No seriously AAHZ, let’s be adults about this. I have no problem with that. I think you may have some unresolved intimacy-related issues dwelling deep in your subconscious. Look, I know how that sounds; I’m not calling you out, or patronize you, or make like some covert, underhanded insult. I’m genuinely concerned and I think talking about this kind of thing could bring out some really fruitful dialogue and help all of us grow and develop in some small way. Most importantly, I think you’ve been bum****ed so many times it’s made you an emotional ****ing retard.