What is a fart, but a natural thing.

Just something to make, your derriere sing

Yes it is true, some do smell a lot.

Like something had died, and started to rot.

Some are too wet, and come with a prize.

When there’s too much gravy, on that order of fries.

Then there are silent ones, the deadliest of all.

They can sneak up on you, if you’re not on the ball.

With an odor so bad, you’ll drop to the floor.

A stench that’s so rotten, you’ll head for the door.

But I won’t hold back, and I’ll fart every time.

Because it’s all natural, and I’m feeling just fine.