Wouldn’t it be neat if there was a file named that?

Sadly, there isn’t, but there are these low- mid-, and high-tier music files, which I no longer want. Someone else may be able to find some better use for them. I hope!

Chee-Z – More_legit_than_Hammer_AND_LL_Cool\_J.noiz

    * Defense +6
    * Offense +6
    * Max Douchebaggery +150

banana phone – rare metallica cover.tune

    * Max Ego +145
    * Defense +6
    * Charisma +6
    * Max Douchebaggery +145

Usher – May I Help You Find Your Seat, Madame?.noiz

    * Defense +1
    * Offense +1
    * Max Sexiness +20

The Genius – Music for the Discarded Descendants.noiz

    * Luck +3
    * Offense +3
    * Frugality +3

Rage Against the Man-chine – Bull Dykes at the Pride Parade.noiz

    * Luck +1
    * Max Ego +20
    * Defense +1
    * Frugality +1
    * Charisma +1

Yeeeeaaahh Boyyyyyyyeee – Flava Flav.tune

    * Max Ego +60
    * Defense +3

PLUM COMPUTERS KEYNOTE PODCAST.lstn

    * Defense +2
    * Frugality +2
    * Charisma +2
    * Max Processing Power +30