I think there’s some further education required here.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_troll

For those that don’t like links, or only want the relevant bit:

Wikipedia Posted:

An Internet troll, or simply troll in Internet slang, is someone who posts controversial, inflammatory, irrelevant or off-topic messages in an online community, such as an online discussion forum or chat room, with the intention of provoking other users into an emotional response[1] or to generally disrupt normal on-topic discussion.

I’m kinda thinking that makes celerysteve the very definition of a troll, does it not? Doesn’t really make the guy any more likable… but you’re not really supposed to like trolls anyway.