See, a good troll doesn’t **** him and others off to the point where the won’t SHUT THE **** UP about it. You might think that, but no. A good troll makes good topics and contributions that people like. Also he’s not ‘bumhurt’ he’s ‘annoyed’ which is like the cool version of being bumhurt. Black is white. Up is down. It’s all irony and paradox. It’s some real deep ****. You have to be super smart to get it.

tldr

Celerysteve has a huge male reproductive organ.

Celerysteve has a huge male reproductive organ

Why should I shut up about it, when you’re still enamoured with yourself?

If I stopped posting, you’d feel all smug and think to yourself that you’ve won something.

If I keep posting, you think that you’re being a troll, which makes you feel smug and successful because you apparently don’t know how trolls work.

So no, I will not shut the **** up about it, considering you don’t win arguments by declaring yourself the winner.

Pretty much everyone on this forum hates you and your crappy threads. So if being a successful troll in your mind is getting yourself unanimously hated by all except the people you have to pay REAL MONEY to compliment you (which is about 5 kinds of absolutely pathetic, by the way), then good job, troll.

-XI- Posted:

You’re more of a lulzcow than a troll. Please stop confusing yourself.

Yeah, right, I’m a lolcow because that’s a bad thing. And you’re just bumhurt I mean “annoyed”. I get it dude. You’re so awesome. How do you deal with being so awesome? I mean guys want to be you; ****es want to **** you; you got the Midas touch; everywhere you go the sidewalk light’s up like in the Michael Jackson video. Doesn’t it get old after a while?

Wait… I hear some voices in the distance…

they are telling me something…

I think it’s…

“bumhuuuuurt”

Celerysteve has a huge male reproductive organ.

I know man I’m like totally bumhurt (uncool) and Shii on the other hand is irritated (cool). It makes perfect sense. You can stop explaining it.

Shii Posted:

You seem to think I’m ****ed at you for trolling me.

If you recall, you remarked right at the beginning when I first said something that you’d never trolled me, so you kind of contradict your own bumertion.

I got irritated and posted to you because I was sitting and reading your crap and finally got sick of your sad attempts at trolling other people, and felt I had to say something.

Update: According to Shii trolls never contradict themselves. Stay tuned for the full guide when he explains it all.

And I didn’t pay anyone ‘REAL MONEY’ to compliment me. What are you talking about?