Good one generichaxorwhatver, your dismissive attitude really set me off for a second there. I’ll post all the “I think you’re cool emails” I sent out. I changed it up every five people or so (not everybody got one because I eventually said **** it). Some of you may recognize one of these:

Subject: whats up

I heard you like friends so i put a friend request in your friend requests

Subject: sup with it

I’ve been watching you man, you’re pretty talented. I like what I see.

Subject: Like 75% of the **** you do is awesome

I love you. I want to wear your face as a mask. Good contributions.

Subject: Your ****s pretty awesome

I kind of want rub my balls on your forehead. No you’re cool though seriously.

Subject: **** dude lulz

ur a pretty cool dude man. I like ur ****