Like somebody to be my nemesis and whatever. I need someone I can make rude comments about even if they haven’t provoked me recently; you know, like if I have something real snappy to say and I have to direct it at a somebody in particular, but nobody really deserves it… I don’t want to waste a good put down.

I was going to make a poll with this of about 3-4 people that came to mind… but then I decided I’ll be fair and give everyone a chance. So nominate yourself here and tell me why you’re a bastard or why I’m a bastard or why you deserve to be at the top of my **** list or nominate somebody else I don’t care.

I’ll make a thread to vote on this later.