Well, folks, we got some great news! We’ve decided to lower our prices on most of our high-end equipment!

Tumorous Kidney ~ Now at the low price of  749,999!

Professor Tightly’s Old-Fashioned™ Corset ~ Now at the low price of  749,999!

Versnatche™ Earbleeders ~ Now at the low price of  449,999

Nautical Star in Sparrow Tattoo ~ Now at the low price of  749,999!

Lobe Stretching ~ Now at the low price of  449,999

Now, you’ll see some of our older versions of these items still listed at our old prices. Rest bumured that all of our new auction listings will be at these new lower prices.

We’re also going to expand a bit further, and begin offering mid-grade and low-end equipment at fantastic prices! We’d like to hear your thoughts on what new pieces of equipment you;d like to see, or even some price ranges. If you’re still working in the mid-range forums, and your daily deliveries are only netting you about  50,000, then we’ll have some equipment options for you as well!

Thanks again for shopping at Acid Flux’s Country Kitchen & Flea Market!