Celerysteve Posted:

I’d throw that first girl around like a wheelbarrow. Seriously. I am so serious without an ounce of tongue-in-cheek here fellas. I may fap to her later. I’ll probably feel a little bad afterwards though.

Considering she’s posing nude on the Internet, I’m sure she wouldn’t mind knowing a little Celeryjuice was spilled over her.

Hell, I might fap to her, too.